Ummm, what was I saying earlier about Dr. Knarks turning teenage girls into dogs down in my basement? O_o Anyway, she's one of the lucky ones. At least Dr. Knarks turned her into something cute. Besides, a Beagle can still be useful to his most evil and epic plans, whatever they might be. The not so good doctor just better be prepared to chase her out of the garbage. (I have a beagle myself, let me tell you, the nose knows.)
Did you ever wonder how the seals know how to do all that weird sh** with the hoops and the beach balls and the honky horns? Well I'm here to RUIN THE MAGIC (They're made out of failed Olympic swimmers).
Animal-Human Relations & Rehabilation Corporation is a non-profit, underground organization of genetic scientists who ignore the morals and laws set by politics and religious communities. They help find new homes for animals that need them while making humans who are cruel to them more understanding in an abstract style of permanent role reversal. This one's head appears to have gone off the deep end.