"I've heard that bellybumps were fun, Sarge.. and I've heard you liked them." The racoonephant frowned, looking away. "I thought you'd like one! I didn't know this would happen, honest!"
The Rhinowolf glowered back at the racoonephant. "Yeah. You know, I didn't know this'd happen EITHER. I appreciate the sentiment, but don't force your belly into my belly without my permission!" He gestured to himself. "See what happens when you try and bellybump without warning? Now I'm turning into a rhino,...
