Falling asleep in the bath tub when you relax can lead to some tub snuggles with DM. He'll even soap ya up and scrub behind your ears for ya. So be ready for a longer bath than you originally planned.
Or "Welcome to your post-human future, employee - please make sure your new merged limbs and webbing function within the limits laid out in your training simulator..."
Seal girl is a mental body image I can keep going back to in my mind. =3
Did you ever wonder how the seals know how to do all that weird sh** with the hoops and the beach balls and the honky horns? Well I'm here to RUIN THE MAGIC (They're made out of failed Olympic swimmers).