Scurry UPS Werewolf by Sergio P. Wolf

Scurry UPS Werewolf by

Date: 12/9/2013 Views: 5462 Favorites: 43 Comments: 11

...because UPS opened up their hiring policy to werewolves...?

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Red_Sun

The things companys do for money, right?

Canton

On the plus side, they're really freaking strong. But they *do* send shipping insurance rates through the roof.

Foxboy1331

He's dropping all the packages!

Not a very good UPS delivery guy...

Kado

What are you talking about? That's all they ever do!

UPS Policy: Drop, Knock, and Run.

Rainshadow

once he gets trained not to drop/damage packages not only will they not have to worry about dogs attacking them but the rate of delivery for supernatural speed would be out the roof

Ciervo

Selling out to corporate propaganda. Werewolves these days. Shaking my head.

Luciusappaloosius

Indeed! In my day, werewolves skulked on the dark fringes of society, feasting on the blood of the innocent, and that's the way it was and we LIKED it! 7@=Q

Joeyliverwurst

And we walked to school uphill through the snow on all fours.

pyrokitty

my cousin, G-pa, and many other family members of mine make or have made their (UPS) trucks and i was going to get a job bucking rivets but you need to be 18 and a GED :p

thistle

I can't help but wonder if he's a bit upset over a customer's aggressive dog.

Badlynx

Well that would explain why there's always holes in the packages ;)