... and hence, I've given all of you hooves in your stockings this Christmas!

... what, you thought hooves in those ornamental stockings you hang in front of your fireplace? Disembodied hooves? No, ew! I put them in the stockings you wear. In place of your awkward pink human feet. Hooves are much better-adapted for this season of the year, after all. And, you know, they're just better.