Circus Assistant by Zilepo

Circus Assistant by

Date: 8/15/2020 Views: 2044 Favorites: 10 Comments: 2

Circus
Elephant
Forced Transformation

In my defense, the job posting was for a circus assistant.

Sure, maybe the flyer was a little suspect - it didn't say anything about payment rates or length of contract, but it did offer not only room and board but 'unique, valuable experience'. So I'd shown up at the interview thinking they'd have some sort of normal one on one chat. Instead, I was told I was going to have to 'perform' on stage for the interviewer, and they offered me some peanuts.

Again, maybe I should have thought it over. But I love peanuts! So I took a few and munched on 'em, and... well, as soon as I felt the splitting pain in my teeth and saw my nose beginning to grow, I knew what was up. I hope this isn't a permanent position...

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Sniffswind

well, here's a first. the species group rarely pops up anywhere, let alone in a transformation piece.

Zilepo

They definitely don't crop up often enough!