Ealadubh by everruler

Ealadubh by

Date: 2/3/2014 Views: 7405 Favorites: 32 Comments: 1

Magic
Pig
Potion

The intoxicating effects of this libation leaves even the mightiest of men knocked from their feet. Only warriors with swagger dare imbibe it.

First set commissioned by ealadubh

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Seadog-driftwood

Odysseus: Damn it, I told him not to drink that! Hey! Someone get some "moly"!

One of his sailors: Get some what?

Odysseus: Some "moly"! You know, the herb that cures the porcine curse!

Sailor: What does it look like?

Odysseus: It's a little plant white flowers and black roots.

Sailor: You mean the orache? That bush that sand rats love?

Odysseus: What? No! If I meant "bush", I would've said "bush". What I SAID was "little plant"!

Sailor: Fine, fine — then do you mean the harmal plant? Or the snowdrop?

Odysseus: No and no! Pull the wax out of your ears and listen! I said frigging "MOLY"! MOLY MOLY MOLY!!! The plant I used to turn YOU back into a human!

Sailor: Ohhhh, THAT plant. Well, where am I to find it?

Odysseus: Isn't it obvious?! You-- *suddenly remembers that Hermes gave the plant to him without mentioning where he'd gotten it* FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-