Y'know, I've got a bit of a loose tongue when it comes to making jokes, especially bad puns. I'd like to think they're pretty funny, but not everyone's a fan of 'em. So when I made a bad pun regarding monkeying around to a friend on the subway, it must have been overheard by an annoyed spell caster, because by the time I'd gotten home, I had already started getting thicker around my midsection and furrier by the minute! It didn't take much longer to go full gorilla... honestly, this change is go...