Date: 11/13/2020 Views: 16559 Favorites: 69 Comments: 26
"Hi! Welcome to the Changing Times Antiques, Yes everything here is cursed..So what kind of Curse are you looking for this #TFTuesday? We have all kinds of stuff! let me know what you are looking for and Ill see if we have it!"
Bonus: a little info on the shopkeeper!
Bonus Bonus: The Changing Times Antiques store now has a Patreon! you can purchase things straight from the store and get transformed even at the lowest pledge level! https://www.patreon.com/ChangingTimes
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highyena
If only it were that east
highyena
Easy
mxmaramoose
"Oh but it is! You just have to take a turn off interstate 42 &1/2 and we are right there!"
Chojifangirl
Man I wish XD
Selden
I'd take that challenge to last a week working for this antique store. Just the week. I may be a lot more careful than most of Pattie's coworkers and customers (most of whom are probably trying to fail at it), but working there is still begging for trouble.
mxmaramoose
"If you want to apply I say go for it! I could use the extra help, heavens knows dusting the whole place by myself is a chore... "
Selden
What you do is make sure you treat the cursed items with respect. No jostling, no touching with bare hands and watch your language. Just because this is a cursed brass telescope doesn't mean it is necessarily unintelligent.
Oh, and be careful of the egress. The sign says push, the hinges say pull and this is the last place you want to let something make you feel like a jackass.
mxmaramoose
"Some are intelegent, some arent... some are single use and some are multiple.. thats part of the problem really too many diverse magic systems all in one shop! We try to keep it semi organized and we do have a big catalogue somewhere with a list of everything. Working here without immunity to magic requires thick gloves and a lot of luck. And yeah that Egress sign is a tricky one.. likes to fool ya about whether your coming or going!"
Selden
The catalogue is probably also cursed. And that fifth step is giving off a magic aura strong enough to give you a tan.
mxmaramoose
"The catalogue is one of the few non cursed Items in the store actually.. most of the standard utility stuff ( ex price register, broom, complimentary cookies) isnt cursed because its easier to manage."
Kenku
Haha that is a great shop! Love the disclaimer!
mxmaramoose
" thanks, im glad you like the store! That disclaimer is something we had to put up to stop any legal action that might come our way. We make sure that each customer reads it through before purchase so they know what there getting into!"
Xidphel
But do they have frogurt?
mxmaramoose
" we dont really carry perishable food items like frogurt but if you are looking for an item to transform you into a frog we have many such items!"
Chojifangirl
Do you happen to have a golden chicken statue by any chance
mxmaramoose
"Hmmm probably got one somewhere in the back. I' ll have to check the storage unit."
Chojifangirl
Also my character sews gloves that are enchanted with a spell that nullifies The effects of the cursed objects so if you’re interested please let me know ;3
mxmaramoose
" something like that might help us keep our other staff around a bit longer! Ill have to ask the owner about it. Gods knows I could use some more help around the store..."
Kenku
Sugar Mice?
mxmaramoose
"Sugar Mice!!"
http://thinlyspread.co.uk/make-sugar-mice/
Kenku
Oh Hoho I see!
songstud
Excuse me do you have anything fox related here?
mxmaramoose
" oh we have a ton of fox related stuff! After all fox fur coats were quite the rage for a while! The fox spirits want vengance. We have a whole rack of cursed vintage furs."
songstud
ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!
vixel
Bring me to this storeeeeeeeeee
mxmaramoose
"sorry I cant drive ya! but heck just catch a ride to interstate 42&1/2 and its within walking distance!"
lol out of character tho.. there is a patreon if you want to get this type of art each month for as low a 3 bucks ^^