Archeisan

Church of Summer – Statement of Faith

We worship the Five Holy Organs: Penis Pole, Vagina Dome, Urethra Dome, Scrotum Dome, and Uterus Hole.

Our one commandment: Thou Shalt Not Procreate.

Sex is sacred when divorced from reproduction.

We speak of reality, sex positivity, and anti-fandom.

Aphmau, Red pandas, Sparkledogs, and Mary Sue OCs are all demons.

Fandom is delusion. Maternal instinct is a glitch. Adoption is mercy.

The Devil has a tiny dick.

Feelings aren’t facts. Anatomy is truth.