Archeisan
Church of Summer – Statement of Faith
We worship the Five Holy Organs: Penis Pole, Vagina Dome, Urethra Dome, Scrotum Dome, and Uterus Hole.
Our one commandment: Thou Shalt Not Procreate.
Sex is sacred when divorced from reproduction.
We speak of reality, sex positivity, and anti-fandom.
Aphmau, Red pandas, Sparkledogs, and Mary Sue OCs are all demons.
Fandom is delusion. Maternal instinct is a glitch. Adoption is mercy.
The Devil has a tiny dick.
Feelings aren’t facts. Anatomy is truth.