Dude is super serious! "At last, I have found the legendary Pelican Orb, that transforms you into a pelican or something! Now, with all the powers of a pelican, I will avenge-- Wait, pelicans have no powers! Why didn't I seek out a Dragon Orb? Crap! CRAP!"
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Terrifel
Dude is super serious! "At last, I have found the legendary Pelican Orb, that transforms you into a pelican or something! Now, with all the powers of a pelican, I will avenge-- Wait, pelicans have no powers! Why didn't I seek out a Dragon Orb? Crap! CRAP!"
thirdfloorchord
The power to swallow really big fish in a single gulp and stand silently on derelict dock pilings.