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All pool toys have labels, and all labels have pool toys! There's no point in trying to remove one from the other.

Looks like willbillmg.bsky.social volunteered to be a test subject for wormwood.saevitinomnes.me’s latest experiment. Unbeknownst to either of them, Will won’t be the only test subject tonight…this squeak’s contagious!

Okay, in my defense, you can't tell me YOU'VE NEVER thought about drinking the lava lamp juice, right? ...right?

There's a reason URToys never gets sued for workplace accidents.

Looks like your anatomy isn't compatible with our space suits! Don't worry, we can fix that. What's that? You don't want us to fix it? Don't worry, we can fix that, too!

Rhea had no idea what she was getting herself into when she bought that collar at the thrift store. Oh well, she'll find out sooner or later!

[MEMORY REPLACEMENT - 75% COMPLETE] If you try to download free RAM off of the internet, computer memory just might not end up being the only kind of memory getting replaced...

For cattunova.bsky.social’s birthday, what else would I do BUT turn him into a pooltoy? Or, we’ll, part of a pooltoy, at least. Well, happy birthday!

It's always best to be careful when venturing into a dungeon, even if it's a low-level area like Candy Cove. After all, all it takes is one misstep to find yourself joining the locals. Ever wondered why the high-level slimes look so human?

Can't have shit in West Virginia...