Ordered a tropical drink at a bar, the next day I started growing pink feathers and my lips felt hard. So I started growing a big beak. My hands and arms started changing to wings. I called the bar up in a panic. No one was picking up the phone. I managed to loosen my pants enough to start dropping them before my tail feathers tore through my underwear. My hair was falling out and more pink feathers covered my body. My neck stretched and elongate.
By the time someone picked up the phone I ha...