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Y'know, I've got a bit of a loose tongue when it comes to making jokes, especially bad puns. I'd like to think they're pretty funny, but not everyone's a fan of 'em. So when I made a bad pun regarding monkeying around to a friend on the subway, it must have been overheard by an annoyed spell caster, because by the time I'd gotten home, I had already started getting thicker around my midsection and furrier by the minute! It didn't take much longer to go full gorilla... honestly, this change is go...
Second hand shops can have all sorts of interesting pieces of literature. Generally the older they are, the more sketchy they can be, but I've always been a fan of greek mythology, and there was an old art book purporting to have interesting spells hidden throughout the greek art section. I bought it on a whim and was skimming through the pages when I came across some interesting phrases that had something to do with satyrs. I was musing aloud as I read and... well, it turns out it was a spell b...
Do not pick up a weird pendant shaped like a lizard unless you want to end up shaped like a lizard.
That's a weird cat.
She had it in her all along - "It" in this case being half a metric ton of chunky hellspawn.
I was doing some practice with some new brush pens, and decided we could use a new snow leopard friend.
Unfortunately, they don't seem the most impressed.