Science has demonstrated that there is only a 1% genetic difference between humans and chimpanzees...or is that .75%? Possibly only .5%....We have a bid of .25% from the gentleman in the back row, do I hear a .1%? Going once...going twice...
Man, I wish I had a nickel for every time a girl gave me the old ''I'm sorry, but I can't go out with you because I'm slowly transmogrifying into a puma'' excuse.
Every time a manatee is mistaken for a mermaid by a deluded lonely sailor, somewhere else in the world a young woman is transformed into a manatee, in accordance with the Principle of Sirenian Conservation.
Mosquitos aren't the worst thing that can happen to you in the swamp. Sometimes you find yourself thigh-deep in brackish water, turning into a gator, with no idea where you are because the artist doesn't know how to draw backgrounds.
