"Waaaah, I'm such a victim for being able to fly, carve peoples' guts out with my talons, and for having this awful, awful propensity for using my oracular powers to torment others."
I'm sure you're the most oppressed little victim in the victim-off--it's not like Polyphemus, or the Gorgons, or Arachne, or Galanthis, or the Cumaean Sybil, or Galanthis, or Persephone, or basically anyone who was on the return trip with Odysseus who didn't just take up lotus-eating and enter a comatose stupor have it worse, or anything--why, you have to piss and shit on other people out of the same orifice!
Now could you be the best little victim possible, and please take your screechy, false-cognition Wakaba Ishiiki-sphinx victim plight, and bury yourself back in the depths of Tartarus, already?
It's even worse-- The gods actually changed him into a Larkie, which means that she's fated to lose humiliatingly to Scrooge McDuck in a couple thousand years.
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djshadowwolf
I’d like to see you draw about king lycaon the werewolf story in Greece of Zeus transforming the king of Arcadia into a werewolf
Tim-Kangaroo
Perhaps I shall... As soon as I can figure out how to pick up a pencil with these talons...
fohammer
So one was turned into a harpy to torment him the other was blinded and can only eat soiled food… I think the harpy got the better end of this deal
Tim-Kangaroo
You may be right! :)
Masterx
Ok that is a great one. Nicely done!
Tim-Kangaroo
Thanks!
sachichroma
"Waaaah, I'm such a victim for being able to fly, carve peoples' guts out with my talons, and for having this awful, awful propensity for using my oracular powers to torment others."
I'm sure you're the most oppressed little victim in the victim-off--it's not like Polyphemus, or the Gorgons, or Arachne, or Galanthis, or the Cumaean Sybil, or Galanthis, or Persephone, or basically anyone who was on the return trip with Odysseus who didn't just take up lotus-eating and enter a comatose stupor have it worse, or anything--why, you have to piss and shit on other people out of the same orifice!
Now could you be the best little victim possible, and please take your screechy, false-cognition Wakaba Ishiiki-sphinx victim plight, and bury yourself back in the depths of Tartarus, already?
Tim-Kangaroo
"Well! I NEVER!"
(Flaps off to the consoling arms of Iris...)
Terrifel
It's even worse-- The gods actually changed him into a Larkie, which means that she's fated to lose humiliatingly to Scrooge McDuck in a couple thousand years.
Tim-Kangaroo
Truly a TERRIBLE fate!